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Damn.... Can I At Least Get An Explanation?
WARNING...THE FOLLOWING EXAMPLES ARE TRUE STORIES NO MATTER HOW EMBARRASSING, OUTLANDISH, OR UNTRUE THEY SOUND...DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU...
Have you ever had your ex wine you, dine you, give you sex so good, seven ways from Sunday? Ya'll spending quality time together, boo loving, up talking on the phone for hours like when ya'll first got together and then just when you think ya'll on the brink of hooking up again..You find out he has a girlfriend and when you ask why he didn't tell you, he replies, "I have no explanation."
Man, you ever been single for so long you can't even imagine being in a relationship and the thought makes you shiver? So instead, you ask a facebook friend of yours to pre order a copy of a book entitled, "If Lonliness Was a Disease, I' Be Dead"...Which you claim is the story of your life.
Have you ever had your ex wine you, dine you, give you sex so good, seven ways from Sunday? Ya'll spending quality time together, boo loving, up talking on the phone for hours like when ya'll first got together and then just when you think ya'll on the brink of hooking up again..You find out he has a girlfriend and when you ask why he didn't tell you, he replies, "I have no explanation."
Man, you ever been single for so long you can't even imagine being in a relationship and the thought makes you shiver? So instead, you ask a facebook friend of yours to pre order a copy of a book entitled, "If Lonliness Was a Disease, I' Be Dead"...Which you claim is the story of your life.
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